Winter BreakLegolas: WHO STOLE MY SHAMPOO?
Pippin: I did!
Merry: You idiot! RUN!
(Pippin runs to Legolas)
Merry: No! Other direction!
(Too late. Legolas catches Pippin)
Pippin: Uh hi?
Legolas: WHERE IS MY SHAMPOO?
Pippin: I hid it somewhere
(Scent of strawberries comes out of the bathroom)
Pippin: Oh yeah! Its in the bathroom!
Frodo (in the bathroom): Sam! What are you doing in here!?
Sam: (also in bathroom): Uh looking for food?
Gandalf: Oh boy. Sam walked in on Frodo again.
(He leaves to hit Sam with his staff. A thwack is heard. Sam runs out a moment later with a dent in his forehead and runs into his room and locks the door.)
Legolas: WHO IS USING MY SHAMPOO?
Aragorn: (Reading Monarchy for Dummies) I dont know.
Legolas: Of course YOU dont Aragorn. When the last time you washed YOUR hair?
Aragorn: I dont know.
(A big splash is heard. Gandalf comes b